Frank & Funny: I eat bacon every day. Sometimes 3 times a day.

Inside: It's delicious. And it helps keep my mind off these weird chest pains I keep having. Frank & Funny is a groundbreaking line of humorous cards written by road-tested, professional stand-up comedians. Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off. With such a wide range to choose from, you’re bound to find a card that’s perfect for every occasion. Laughter is inspiring! 5.38”H x 4.25”W Kraft paper envelope Printed in the good ol’ USA with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper.