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Frank & Funny: I sent you this card because licking an envelope is the only socially acceptable way to spend spit to people.

Frank & Funny: I sent you this card because licking an envelope is the only socially acceptable way to spend spit to people.

I SENT YOU THIS CARD BECAUSE LICKING AN ENVELOPE IS THE ONLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE WAY TO SEND SPIT TO PEOPLE. Inside: Happy birthday. Frank & Funny is a groundbreaking line of humorous cards written by road-tested, professional stand-up comedians. Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off. With such a wide range to choose from, you’re bound to find a card that’s perfect for every occasion. Laughter is inspiring! 5.38”H x 4.25”W Kraft paper envelope Printed in the good ol’ USA with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper.