Frank & Funny: Unfortunately, I can't be with you on your birthday...

Unfortunately, I can't be with you on your birthday and must send my regrets: I regret making prank phone calls on a traceable line. I regret going to a bargain tattoo shop. I regret not using the restroom before I went skydiving. I regret having hair in a mullet for my senior photo. I regret taking four years of Latin. I regret not buying apple stock at $5. And, of course... Inside: I regret not being with you on your big day. Happy birthday! Frank & Funny is a groundbreaking line of humorous cards written by road-tested, professional stand-up comedians. Some are witty, some are irreverent, and some really take the gloves off. With such a wide range to choose from, you’re bound to find a card that’s perfect for every occasion. Laughter is inspiring! 5.38”H x 4.25”W Kraft paper envelope Printed in the good ol’ USA with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper.